- I can't believe my baby is 3. http://t.co/dvAOZvwI Not really a baby anymore. #sob #
- Playing with one of Cole's old toys. http://t.co/tfmsXwKD #
- Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, please let this baby sleep tonight. I do not want a repeat of last night. #
- Okay, people. Do you like a large header or one that is on the smaller side? I'm thinking of changing things up. #
- Betty Draper is starting to go off the deep end. #
- I love Colin Hanks. #
- The baby is wiggling. He just popped his head up for a second. I know he's going to wake up tonight. #
- Look! A blog! This Week at the House of Burks 2012-06-24 http://t.co/B07Yp1Ir #
- I am supposed to be doing a book review. Who has time to read, though?! #
- Man, now I really want to get some more likes for this page so I can get insights about my activity…. #
- @LolaHeartsThis Very nice! Enjoy! in reply to LolaHeartsThis #
- This Week at the House of Burks 2012-06-24 http://t.co/yhXI3ism #
- Getting this child to poop on the potty is going to be the death of me. He can do it. He has done it. He just refuses now. Very frustrating. #
- @marymac Bacon makes everything better. in reply to marymac #
- @AJDplusThree You look AMAZING! in reply to AJDplusThree #
- I've resorted to bribery. A giant unopened dinosaur toy can be his if he just friggin' poops in the potty. #
- @the818 I would think one would be referring to one's own jelly. Thus, no comma. in reply to the818 #
- @Tottums I hope it works. He didn't go at all yesterday, and he's usually a once-a-day kind of kid. in reply to Tottums #
- @growingupgeeky I used to do a weekly update when the week changed over. And then did Hump Day Bump Day on message boards. Always fun! in reply to growingupgeeky #
- Can I get a do-over? http://t.co/pYeLawhF #CleverDoOver #spon #
- Can I get a do-over? http://t.co/1UM76dyz #
- Sodastream root beer is mah favorite. #
- Jimmy Neutron is pretty funny. It's no Phineas and Ferb, but pretty good. #
- I'm baking a cake shaped like Mickey Mouse's head right now. I'm so a mom. #
- My husband is obsessed with Pretty Little Liars. Oooookay. #
- A good way to soften butter quickly? Put it between your boobs for about 5 minutes. Works like a charm. Guys, have your lady help you out. #
- First Mickey cake is a success. http://t.co/JM9khRvA #
- There is a naked baby sleeping on me. He has a little heat rash do I'm letting him air it out a bit. #
- @ksluiter Not cool. in reply to ksluiter #
- @notsuperjustmom For real. I barely have time to trim my nails, much less tie-dye them. in reply to notsuperjustmom #
- Sweaty nap hair. http://t.co/j6DbchC5 #
- A little too much junk in the trunk for the #Bumbo http://t.co/7zSNzsKW #
- We're watching Fireproof. This is some of the worst acting ever. Kirk Cameron sure is cute, though. #
- So this one time I had to put breastmilk in a pickle jar. – http://t.co/pYeLawhF #CleverDoOver #spon #
- I'm going to have to start getting soft treats for my old Oscar dog. Poor old man. #
- My eyes get crazy bloodshot every evening around 9. Wonder why. #
- Fark. Both kids are asleep and all I want to do is mess around on the internet, and the wifi is acting all floopy. #
- My children are extraordinarily cute. Just so you know. #
- I keep gaining and losing three followers. WHY CAN'T I KEEP FOLLOWERS?!
I am ashamed. #
- Oh Birdy, how I love you. #
- Spotify shuffle amuses me. Birdy followed by Childish Gambino followed by Bare Jr. Can't really listen to Childish Gambino at work, though. #
- Paleo/Clean Eating/Getting Healthy Update http://t.co/slTvXs6v Link up with @LifeasaSAHM! http://t.co/ss9cIA70 #
- Sour cream is the stuff that dreams are made of. #
- @tophersgirl1 What is this bunny cam of which you speak? I must know about it. in reply to tophersgirl1 #
- @tophersgirl1 OMG BUNNIES. Meanwhile, my boss would like a word with you regarding my productivity this afternoon, or lack thereof. in reply to tophersgirl1 #
- @TicoandTina For real. Their loss! #hairflip in reply to TicoandTina #
- @tophersgirl1 Oooh, diabolical. I like it. in reply to tophersgirl1 #
- @TheNerdyKatie me! http://t.co/MYwZsbJL. It's just my instagrams and reblogs though. in reply to TheNerdyKatie #
- Now my finger is covered in superglue and pain. #
- Wait wait wait. Coco Austin is only 33?! That hard livin', man. It'll getcha. #
- @lcyra @passionfruitads Which ad spot is the code for? I tried it for Follow Friday and it didn't work. 🙁 in reply to lcyra #
- Paleo/Clean Eating/Getting Healthy Update – http://t.co/slTvXs6v I'm really trying, but it's hard. #
- So apparently TheHouseOfBurks is not available for my Facebook page. WTH. There are no other House of Burks blogs in existence on FB. #
- I have been fighting with this FB page for months trying to make it yield to my will, and now I can't even name it appropriately. STUPID. #
- Neither is HouseOfBurks. Seriously? WHO HAS THESE NAMES?!?! #
- So what can I call my FB page? It's obviously called The House of Burks, but I need an easy to remember page name for it. TheBurksBlog? #
- Paleo/Clean Eating/Getting Healthy Update http://t.co/tPD9bWpV #
- What's your favorite way to cook bacon? In the microwave, in the oven, or in a skillet? #
- This is happening. Right now. #bacon http://t.co/CL4AnncW #
- AAAAGGGHHH bacon grease got me in the neck. OUCHIE. #
- @TicoandTina I cooked the whole package. There is no such thing as enough bacon! in reply to TicoandTina #
- @megjsplawn ooh, that could work too. I just wonder why I can't have my site name. It's weird. in reply to megjsplawn #
- He finally gave up. Let's hope he stays defeated. #
- Thank you, President Obama, for completely destroying traffic today. #
- Aaaaand my pants have been unzipped all morning. YAY TUESDAY!!! #
- When people show you who they are, believe them the first time. – Maya Angelou #
- The Restoration Hardware catalog makes me wish I had ALL THE MONIES. #
- Facebook, you are a bastid. Changing my e-mail address, FOR SHAME. #
- @carriesweetlife They changed people's e-mail addresses to the @facebook.com e-mail address. Mine wasn't my Gmail address anymore. in reply to carriesweetlife #
- I've done better today, at least. Update – http://t.co/t4L3peZS #
- @JuliasMath The light fixtures ALONE could put me in the poor house! in reply to JuliasMath #
- Look! A blog! Consider this an away message. http://t.co/Fky380te #
- Okay, I finally bit the bullet and gave up on Facebook helping me. Like my Facebook page here! https://t.co/LSGDNY9N #
- Consider this an away message. http://t.co/P9k2X25c #
- @MomIn_AMillion Congratulations!!! in reply to MomIn_AMillion #
- The room where I pump is right outside the wifi signal, so I have to switch my iPhone to data so I have entertainment. First world problem. #
- Teeth are important. Take care of yours. #
- Not a day goes by that I'm not thankful for my Tri-Mode. @Valcobaby if you or @Joggermom want to send someone to Blogher I'm happy to serve. #
- Thanks for the love! RT @shootyourkids: Looking for a blog that will have literally LOL-ing? Check out @houseofburks http://t.co/oVI1S0dE #
- Listening to some Birdy with the husband to relax. How do you wind down after a long day? #
- Let the Day of Meetings begin! #
- Look! A blog! Wordless Wednesday: Rhe http://t.co/M9vsns66 #
- Sorry for that link to nowhere, y'all. Fat fingers accidentally hit the "publish" button before I was done. #
- Now we have no meetings today. And I have no lunch. #
- Wordless Wednesday: The Faces of Cannon – http://t.co/M9vsns66 LOOK AT MAH CUTE BAYBEH!!! #
- "I sure do love pumping," said no one ever. #
- For y'all that love cosmetics, be sure to check out @LolaHeartsThis blog! She has great beauty and cosmetic reviews. http://t.co/68lI4sGZ #
- YOU GUYS. THIS BABY'S CUTENESS. I CAN'T EVEN. http://t.co/YZHLyUR6 #
- Mommy got no sleep last night because someone was angry that she refused to be a pacifier. He better be glad he's… http://t.co/rsyHNBpr #
- Why does traffic hate me? #
- Why do I get emails from Coldwater Creek? I have never set foot in that store. #
- Wordless Wednesday: The Faces of Cannon http://t.co/ud7RrUFo #
- I cannot survive on three hours of sleep. #
- How many times can you drop an iPhone before you kill it? I need to know how many lives I've used up. #
- I am LOLing at people who say they are moving to Canada because of the socialist health care ruling. So freaking funny. #
- My turn! Saturday is going to be awesome. http://t.co/mwpQXiM9 #
- @ColeEmmett Great job! I need to get my Cole signed up for some swim lessons. You make it look so easy! in reply to ColeEmmett #
- When I walked in the door a few minutes ago, Cannon looked right at me and said Mama! Melted my cold, dead heart. #
- My little swashbuckler. And Revenge of the Eyebrow going on in the background. http://t.co/Oc61Dg7k #
- It's 80° at 7:30 AM. Good grief. #
- Way to go, Isaiah Crowell. Might be bricks for you. Great job, good lookin' out. #
- First one to work. Cue the music: ALL BY MYYYSEEEEELLLFFFF… #
- Dread Pirate Cannon http://t.co/3UeGQriF #
- Yeesh. http://t.co/Ru1ZohZ7 #
- My Instagram is stuck, but at least it's stuck on @Alena29's little cutie Holden. #silverlining #
- OPPRESSIVE HEAT. #
- A tweet about the heat! #
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